I can’t hear you. I have a labia in my ear.

Earlier today, this happened:

The rest of the kids were impressed with the parts of his head that Number 6 managed to cover with marker.

It was everywhere.

An unidentified male member of the family took one look at him.

“Whoah! It’s even in your ears!

You got green all the way inside your…

labia!”

My husband and I just looked at each other.

“If there’s a labia in your ear, you’ve got more problems than just some green marker, ” my husband said.

Hmmm.

When it’s time for Number 6 to have the sex talk, I think maybe this time around, I’ll be the one to give it to him.