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April 10, 2014 by not your average mom 2 Comments

This morning during the usual rush to get everyone strapped into their car seats, Number 7 was not cooperating.

I was buckling Number 6, and she was climbing all over the car.

Number 3 and 4 were losing patience.

So was Number 5.

She looked right at Number 7 and yelled,

‘NUMBER 7!

JUST GET THE HELL IN YOUR CAR SEAT!”

I looked at her.

“Don’t say that,” I told her.

“And where did you hear that?” I asked Number 5.

I held my breath and waited.

“From Daddy,” she told me.

Phew.

Number 7 still wasn’t in her seat.

“GET THE HELL IN YOUR CAR SEAT, NUMBER 7!” yelled Number 6.

“Number 6! What did I just say?” I yelled.

“You told Number 5 she couldn’t say that.

But you didn’t say I couldn’t.”

And with that, we all got the hell buckled, and drove the hell out of the driveway.

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Filed Under: Funny Stuff, Life at My House, Parenting, Your Daily Dose Tagged With: car, cursing, Daddy has a potty mouth, hell, hockey, Number 5, Number 6, Number 7, seat belt

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  1. Marybeth Taylor says

    April 10, 2014 at 4:13 pm

    Oh mama, we try to keep language clean around here (mommy and daddy included!), but I SURE got a big chuckle out of that little morning dialogue! Too funny. 🙂

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  2. Joanna Norland says

    April 10, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    How is it even possible to get 7 kids (or even 4) buckled up & ready to drive off? You rock. I’ve been very much enjoying your daily entries as my reward for finishing off some late night work, this week. Keep writing!

    Reply

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