I was not very popular with the boys back in high school. I really struggled with it at the time, and I couldn’t, for the life of me, figure out what the problem was. Hmmmmm. Maybe it had something to do with this… Yeah, that’s me on the left. I know. Niiiiiiice. Between the haircut, $2 […]
Your Daily Dose
Did you see Judge Judy’s comment on my Facebook page?
I post pictures fairly often on the not-your-average-mom.com facebook page A couple days ago I posted this one, with a comment that said: I guess I should change his diaper. Several people thought it was very funny. But one person, who I don’t know, and who hasn’t “liked” my page, wrote this comment: Holy Sh*t!!! I […]
I’m about to throw this f%#!ing computer out the window
When I first started writing this blog, someone suggested I check out and comment on other peoples’ blogs in order to get more readers for mine. So I googled “mom blogs”, and I found a webite called Top Mommy Blogs. It lists blogs written by and/or for moms in all different categories and rates them. I […]
I vow to never vow anything ever again.
When I was growing up, we had a cabinet upstairs with our baby books and a bunch of old pictures in it. I would look through that stuff on a regular basis. I never get tired of looking at old pictures. Especially old pictures of me. The first 10 pages or so of my baby […]
If You Give a Mom Two Hours
The other day all the stars must have been in alignment because I had two uninterrupted, kid-free hours during the day here at home. I pretty much never find myself in this situation, so I was really excited to get to cross at least a couple things off of my ever-growing list of things-to-do-that-I-never-get-around-to: address the envelopes for the thank […]
You suck, but here’s a ribbon anyway!
When I was a kid, you had to actually be good at something to win a trophy or a medal. Or you at least had to hang in there for an entire season to get one. Number 1 and 2 both did BMX for a few years. There were races on Wednesday nights throughout the summer. […]