On Sunday we had nothing planned for the 4th of July. We were hanging out with Number 4’s friend M, and her parents J (Mom) and R (Dad). I asked them what they were doing on the 4th and suggested they come over for a little barbeque. At that point, R had a few beers in […]
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Moms’ Night Out, or, If you see this guy, give him the finger for me :)
I hardly ever go out. I just don’t really have it in me anymore. But last night I needed to get out of here, so I went out to dinner with my annoyingly cute friend A. (If you don’t know who I’m talking about, read the July 1 post). I have been trying to go to […]
This place is a death trap
Last week my friend A came over with her 3 kids and one of their friends to swim. A is one of those chicks you love to hate. She’s a hottie, and after 3 kids she still wears a bikini. Her body very annoyingly bounced right back to shape less than 6 weeks after each kid. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. […]
Happy Birthday, or as Number 3 says…
Yesterday Number 3 saw this old picture. It’s me, my dad, my brother, and my Aunt T who was probably about 80 at the time. Number 3 did a double take, and appeared to be traumatized by the picture. He hesitantly asked, “Mom, what happened to Grammy?” He thought it was my mom… “That’s not Grammy, that’s Aunt […]
Things I learned yesterday
1. Croquet balls will leave a nice bruise when your brother whips one at you. 2. I should not have opened a Facebook account for my clueless husband who really freaking pissed me off last night. 3. One of my children is guaranteed to lose or break at least one pair of goggles every day. 4. I […]
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