11:00 a.m. : finished vacuuming entire house 11:05 a.m. : bottle of powder emptied onto the floor of entire house When you get to a rug and beat the crap out of it, it makes some really cool dust… that’s perfect for a little powder dancing. Well, they won’t need to dust for prints if […]
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I’m no Dara Torres
Yesterday morning was the first morning I missed writing a post since I started this blog on April 22nd. I went to my cousin’s wedding near Boston on Saturday and stayed overnight. In a hotel. With no kids. I did write a post late in the afternoon yesterday in case you missed it (http://nyam.wpengine.com/?p=1420). It […]
Watching 45-year-old white chicks dance never gets old
Weekend Statistics Number of weddings I attended: 1 Number of consecutive hours I was away from my children: 29 Number of years it’s been since my husband and I spent a night alone: 3.5 Number of safety pins I needed in order to attach my dress to my bra to prevent my boobs from flying […]
You’re not gonna lose a finger with those…
On Sunday we had nothing planned for the 4th of July. We were hanging out with Number 4’s friend M, and her parents J (Mom) and R (Dad). I asked them what they were doing on the 4th and suggested they come over for a little barbeque. At that point, R had a few beers in […]
Moms’ Night Out, or, If you see this guy, give him the finger for me :)
I hardly ever go out. I just don’t really have it in me anymore. But last night I needed to get out of here, so I went out to dinner with my annoyingly cute friend A. (If you don’t know who I’m talking about, read the July 1 post). I have been trying to go to […]
This place is a death trap
Last week my friend A came over with her 3 kids and one of their friends to swim. A is one of those chicks you love to hate. She’s a hottie, and after 3 kids she still wears a bikini. Her body very annoyingly bounced right back to shape less than 6 weeks after each kid. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. […]