A couple days ago a friend of mine asked for old school movie recommendations for his teenage daughter. And while I’m still a few years away from Number 4 being a teenager, I thought about what movies I watched when I was that age. What movies I still remember quotes to. What movies I watched over […]
Humor
Tonight’s post is brought to you by my kids who sucked balls today. And Kirkland Premium Golden Margarita.
First of all, I am two margaritas into the night, so be forewarned that there is a good chance that this post will contain mumerous typos and I don’t give a crap. Second, I fucking lost it today. Like, I. SNAPPED. So I know it’s most ly my fault that the kids have been so […]
What’s it like raising seven children? It’s like this.
Yesterday I was given some interview questions to answer, and one of them was What is it like raising seven children? What is it like raising 7 children? Well, it’s not much different than raising one or two. There are just more of them. But I can give you a snapshot of the last week. […]
Just like Cinderella. But better.
Three days ago I posted this little story on the Facebook page: I didn’t really realize until that morning that Number 7 only had two pairs of shoes. She doesn’t mind. She’s always had what she needs. Until Monday when she had peed all over her sneakers. Anyway, I posted that story just because I […]
WELL WHAT HAPPENS TO BOYS, THEN???
Our normal routine here is that I get home from swim practice at about 8:00. I get Number 3 and 4 their dinner, and while they are eating, I put Number 6 and 7, who share a room, into bed. We read a story, then I sing each of them a song, and we do […]
I’m Taking The Pledge
I had to go run a few errands today and as expected, on Thanksgiving weekend, it was f*%!ing crazy out there. I don’t like to waste my time any more than the next person does. I don’t like to stand in lines. I don’t like to be stuck in traffic or wait five minutes to back […]