So I don’t have a lot of time today… T-minus 28 1/2 hours until the arrival of Dateline. My kitchen looks like this: Actually, that was yesterday afternoon. Now it looks a lot worse. But it’s not all bad… I do see a brush there on the floor… Anyway. Moving into the dining room… And my mudroom looks like […]
Funny Stuff
Cleanliness is next to, well, EVERYTHING, if you’re a co host on “The Talk”
Between the hours of 1:00 and 4:00 Numbers 5, 6, and 7 take a nap. Sometimes they go to sleep a little later, and sometimes they wake up a little earlier, but I can usually count on a good 1 1/2 hour overlap where all 3 of them are sleeping. So during that time I […]
My family really knows how to make a girl feel special. Oh wait, I must be thinking about someone else’s family.
I was going to give you a witty recap of Number 4’s birthday party this morning, but I totally overslept. And not because I stayed up late doing anything fun last night, or because I overindulged at an awesome birthday or anniversary dinner. I’m not sure why… It couldn’t be because Number 1 told me […]
Things I learned yesterday
1. Croquet balls will leave a nice bruise when your brother whips one at you. 2. I should not have opened a Facebook account for my clueless husband who really freaking pissed me off last night. 3. One of my children is guaranteed to lose or break at least one pair of goggles every day. 4. I […]
If you don’t have anything nice to say…
When someone looks at one of my kids and says, “Oh, he/she looks just like you!” it really pisses me off. That is, if they say that to my husband. If they say that to me, I love it. I don’t care what anyone says — you want your kids to look like you. Even […]
I see London, I see France…
This weekend I finally put the last 6 months of pictures from my camera onto the computer. Christmas at my house is full of all kinds of wonderful surprises 😉