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I had to go to Costco today because I promised Number 7 I would buy her some seaweed.
She loves seaweed.
But with the coronavirus hysteria, the whole world is apparently preparing for the apocolypse, and even waiting until 5:30 PM on a Sunday when Costco closes at 6 was not late enough to avoid the doomsday population.
Let me sidebar for a minute.
Right across from the Costco there is a La-Z-Boy furniture store.
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My kids have to say the name every time we drive by that store, especially Number 7.
She says pretty much the same thing every time she sees the sign.
Number 7: LAZ (pronounced like jazz) BOY. It doesn’t say lazy. It says LAZZ. Why did they spell it like that if they want people to say lazyyyyyy? What exactly is La-Z-Boy anyway? What do they sell in there?
Okay, back to Costco.
Since the plague is headed this way, the whole world was buying all the non-perishables in Costco.
And of course, the carts were all over the parking lot and the sidewalk.
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I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN’T SAY ONE THING ABOUT THE CARTS.
But I might have vented about people not returning them in the past in front of the kids.
Number 7 got out of the car and grabbed a cart.
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She was a little bit annoyed. 😏
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And she yelled,
HEY MOM — THESE PEOPLE SHOULDN’T HAVE COME TO COSTCO. THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE ACROSS THE STREET.
TO THE
LAZY BOY STORE.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
That was a good one.
And she’s right.
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