The Only Ten Things That Are Bigger Than Kim Kardashian’s Ass
1. Her husband’s ego.
2. The number of idiots who will look at it. I include myself in that number.
3. The population of China. Barely.
4. Her ability to market the shit out of herself.
5. My hatred for The Elf on the Shelf. Yes. I really hate that fucker.
6. The pile of laundry on my dining room table. It’s been a while.
7. The number of times my kids said “Mom?” today.
8. Mount Everest.
9. The volume of alcohol I consumed in college.
10. Possibly the sun.
Matt says
Make my day lol!
nicole says
Cool. Post
not your average mom says
🙂