Yesterday I messed up.
I lost my patience with Number 1 and 2.
My reasons for being upset were justified.
But I’m not exactly happy with the way I went about handling the whole situation.
I want a rewind button.
Or even better…
a delete key.
I need a Microsoft Word app for my life.
I would like to open up the document titled “yesterday”, select all, and press delete.
Actually, I don’t want to select all.
I would save this one little moment…
Yesterday when all the kids were eating lunch, Number 5 just looked at me out of the blue and said, “Mom, I’m thinking something.”
And I said, “Oh? What are you thinking?”
To which she replied, “I’m thinking I love you.”
Yes, that part, I would save.
Save as Awesome line from Number 5.
And then save again as Best line ever from Number 5.
Just in case I deleted the other one.
And then I’d save it on a disc.
And a flash drive.
And take a picture of it.
And write it in her baby book….once I find it.
But the rest of the day?
Yeah, I want to delete that shit.
I want to open a totally new document, and start from scratch.
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