1. My taxes.
2. Empty the dishwasher. Repeatedly. For an hour.
3. Pretend to be interested while watching my child play a video game.
4. Play Barbies.
5. Put away the folded laundry.
6. Teach my child with non-existent fine motor skills how to tie her shoes.
7. Explain why I have fur on my bagiiiiiina to my three-year-old.
8. Watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl. For the 47th time.
9. A Common Core math worksheet.