I love Halloween.
Like LOVE it.
And as an adult I’ve dressed up as a Viking, and a Rainbow Loom, and Beth, Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Wife, and Hello Kitty, and a Homer Simpson Pez Dispenser and Brittany Spears and Mary Poppins and a whole bunch of other things.
But this year was one of my favorites.
Because not only did I look a lot like the person I dressed up as, but I also spent zero dollars on my costume.
So when I walked into my friend’s house and she saw me and she said Oh. My. God. I was pretty psyched.
But when she followed that with “You would make a GREAT lesbian,” well…
The Donald wasn’t so sure how he felt about that.
Happy Halloween!!!
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