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Why couldn’t Hoarders be coming to my house tomorrow?

December 1, 2012 by not your average mom 2 Comments

So I don’t have a lot of time today…

T-minus 28 1/2 hours until the arrival of Dateline.

My kitchen looks like this:

Actually, that was yesterday afternoon.  Now it  looks a lot worse.

But it’s not all bad… I do see a brush there on the floor…

Anyway.  Moving into the dining room…

And my mudroom looks like this:

At least the mess doesn’t seem to bother him…

I don’t have a picture of my car, but it’s somewhere along the lines of this:

Okay, so I guess the car could be worse…

So I might not be as worried if I had all day to get ready.

But I have to leave for a swim meet in an hour and a half, and I won’t get back until around 2.

And I would put my husband on it, but he’s taking Number 2 to a basketball game.

And then we are going to cram decorating our tree into to the 2-4 time slot.

Because at 4:30 I have to take Number 4 to another fucking birthday party.

So I may be pulling an all-nighter tonight…

Yeah.

I’m going to look really awesome for my national tv debut…

Move over Cybill…

There’s a new mess in town…

Filed Under: Funny Stuff, Life at My House, Uncategorized

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  1. Michelle says

    December 4, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    When did you get those pictures of my house? lol. I love the little one sleeping on the shoes:)

    Reply
    • susiej says

      December 7, 2012 at 10:21 am

      He’s a character…

      Reply

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