We all do some annoying sh*t on Facebook. Here are my top 4 offenders.

Last week I pledged to stop yelling at my kids.

Forever.

I’m on day 9 and going strong.

As I was perusing Facebook yesterday, it occurred to me that there are some more things that I should probably vow to never ever do again, including the following:

1) Stop posting pictures of vegetables from my garden.

I know. A basket full of vegetables.

 

Woo hoo.

 

(Ok.  Admit it…that freak show of a squash is worthy of a picture).

I know it might be annoying, but I can’t help it.

I grew that shit all by myself.

So be prepared for more tomatoes.

2) Pictures of Blue Moon bottles.

You know, like this:

 

and this:

and this:

 

and this:

Yeah, I should stop doing that too.

But if I’m drinking a beer, it’s been a good day.

Or a really bad one.

So I’m going to need to keep sharing that too.

Plus, I’m secretly hoping they’ll sponsor me.

3) Stop posting selfies of myself after working out.

I know.

So I worked out.

Congratulations.

But I am on a mission to get people up off their asses and exercising.

(By the way, have you registered for my e-course yet?)

So those workout selfies aren’t going anywhere soon either.

4. Stop making that stupid mouth-wide-open face.

 

Um, these seem to be

either

workout

or

Blue Moon combos.

Okay.

Maybe I will stop those.

I’ve been told on more than one occasion to keep my mouth shut.

And now, after closer inspection, my big mouth looks even more annoying than it sounds.

But the rest of them?

They’re just gonna have to wait until I’ve been yell-free for at least a whole year.

 

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