Today I'm not waiting in one single line. Not even for the ladies' room.

I really love my kids.

But not this much.

Or this much.

And definitely not this much.

I don’t get that shit.

And I just have one question about these people, who have been camped out in front of Best Buy for 5 days already:

Don’t they work?

If so, aren’t they losing more money by waiting in this line for 5 days, than the amount they are going to save on a flat screen tv?

And if they don’t work, should they really be spending any money on this shit anyway?

Nope, none of that crap for me.

Here’s how I’m going to spend my Black Friday…

I’m going to enjoy my new plumbing, now that all systems are pretty much up and running.

Now for that, I am very thankful.

So I’m gonna go chug a couple cups of coffee.

And then I’m going to run 2 hours worth of errands without sprinting into a single gas station bathroom.

After that I’m going to run downhill.

For 7 miles.

And then I’m going to go jump on a trampoline.

For 45 minutes.

Followed by a 10 minute coughing fit and 48 consecutive sneezes.

And I’m going to accomplish all of this without crossing my legs, using either of my hands, or doing one single pee pee dance.

I will even do it without the assistance of Kotex. Or Always. Or Stayfree.

Now that’s my kind of Black Friday.

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