So if you follow my facebook page, you know that yesterday, Number 5 and 6 were on a mission to destroy the house.
And me.
This week was particularly bad.
If you don’t know Number 5 and 6, here they are:
Don’t be fooled by their cuteness.
It’s too bad the local church isn’t holding this ceremony this weekend
After this week, those two need to be blessed.
And referring to them as animals is being kind.
In addition to making a sandbox in my living room out of fireplace ashes and ripping a curtain rod off of the wall, they also
- unwrapped a pound of butter and smeared it all over the kitchen counter.
- ripped 2 shades completely off their rollers.
- smashed 3 glasses.
- tp’d the downstairs of the house. Twice.
- ripped a leg off and decapitated the stupid milk jug skeleton I made.
- emptied the contents of all the drawers and removed all the bedding from the 3 dressers and beds in Number 3,4, and 5’s room.
- and poured 3 brand-new bottles of laundry detergent onto the dryer. Try getting that shit out of the lint trap. Not fun.
And all this happened while I was watching them.
Okay… “watching” them.
So in addition to the time I had to spend doing damage control, I think they cost me a good $100.
After this week and this night, I’m pretty much out of gas.
Can you die from exhaustion?
Because if you can, I’m in my final hours.
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