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Last night Number 3 was having some issues in the gastrointestinal department.
At first I thought it was maybe Number 6 or 7 with a loaded diaper.
But then the real culprit let himself be known when he let a fart accidentally escape.
So after that, it was game on.
About 10 minutes after the cat was out of the bag, Number 3 unabashedly let one rip.
It had volume.
And duration.
It was Guinness Book-worthy.
A paint-peeler.
Everyone looked at him, dumbfounded.
Speechless.
My husband shook his head.
“Eeew,” said Number 6.
Number 5 ran out of the room, disgusted.
And Number 4 looked directly at her brother and yelled,
“Number 3!!!
That…
was…
AAAAAAAAWWWWWESOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!”
And then she high-fived him.
That girl is going to make a seriously good girlfriend someday.
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