When you are under 3, and you get your first “baby” for Christmas,
it is the best. present. ever.
When you are between 5 and 9, babies are,
well,
for babies,
and when you get an Easy Bake Oven for Christmas,
that is the best. present. ever.
When you are in the double digits, Easy Bake Ovens are for little kids,
and when you get an iPod, or an iPhone, or an iAnything,
that is the best. present. ever.
When you are in your twenties, that really expensive duvet cover or gift card to Ikea (to help furnish your first apartment) is the best. present. ever.
When you are in your thirties, have 2 young kids, and haven’t showered in 3 or 4 days, that gift certificate for a day at the spa is the best. present. ever.
And when you are in your forties, and you get a cast iron frying pan and a Ninja blender,
well,
THAT is by far the best. present. ever.
Along with a bottle of Lexapro. To help you deal with the fact that you had a presentgasm over a frying pan.
Trying not to think about the fifties, when I do back handsprings over that gardening wheelbarrow.
Merry Christmas Everyone 😉
“Presentgasm” New favorite word! I had a presentgasm over my new 3 qt saucepan!! LOL…. and then later in the day another one over some lovely purple rain/snow boots….
So glad you had a very Merry Christmas
Ooooooh… a 3 quart saucepan. I’m jealous 😉 Hope you had a Merry Christmas too!
Too funny…that is so true about how the best present ever changes with age. I am loving my new dining room ceiling medallion.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Dining room ceiling medallion. That’s awesome. Your 25-year-old self is throwing up in her mouth a little bit.
Back at number 1 woo hoo! Merry Christmas I love reading about your crazy family! #yourenotalone