Ten Words I Never Thought I'd Say To My Daughter

It’s Friday, and it’s been a long week, and I need a break from my kids, and I need to go to bed early, so here is a Flashback Friday story.

If you are having a similar Friday night and could use a laugh, here you go.

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I’ve said a lot of things I never dreamed I would say since becoming a parent.

You know, like

We do not smell each other’s butts.

and

Why is there a tampon in the Christmas tree?

and

Is that poop on the refrigerator?

But yesterday I said something that I never in a million years imagined would come out of my mouth.

Two and a half years ago,

when I gave birth to my little baby girl,

and looked down at her sweet little face,

and I envisioned all the fun things we would do together,

and all the mother/daughter conversations we would share,

I never dreamed that one of them would begin with the sentence:

You don’t try to put golf balls in your vagina.

NUMBER 2 SUCKS!