I was woken up 3 times last night.
There was a crying baby at 1:45 a.m.
I had almost gotten back to sleep when a 7-year-old was in need of water at 2:30 a.m.
And then at 3:15, there was a 3-year-old who couldn’t find her blankie.
Every time I was almost back asleep, someone made sure it didn’t happen.
I think it was another conspiracy.
So I’m really fucking tired, and this is going to be short.
The quote of the day (or possibly the year or even the millenium) yesterday was this:
“Mom, I think my balls pretty much control my body.”
I won’t get into how he came to this conclusion. But at least he has a crystal clear understanding of his gender.
Anyway, I believe a world record was set yesterday for the number of times the words balls, testicles, and scrotum were said in this house.
I’m praying that Number 4 wasn’t eavesdropping on any of our nut-related conversations.
If she was, then I’m in serious trouble.
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