Number 7 has a thing for flushing shit that isn’t actually shit down the toilet. She’s just following in her older brother’s footsteps. A couple years ago, the toilet in the mudroom stopped working. After trying to unclog that thing, we eventually discovered what Number 6 had flushed down it when we finally just smashed it […]
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Take someone else to court today. I’ve got other plans.
The other morning I turned on the tv while I was making breakfast. The news came on. In one minute, there was a story about a teacher who got busted for offering students money to have sex with him, some dude who randomly started hacking a woman with a meat cleaver in Chinatown, and a psyyyyyyyyycho […]