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A Reminder For All The Moms Who Screwed Up Today

April 4, 2017 by not your average mom 4 Comments

We have a two week hiatus from swim team. The last practice of the season was this past Friday, and the next session starts the day after spring break. So there is no practice to go to this week, but I have been at the pool for new swimmer evaluations for kids who are interested in joining […]

Filed Under: Lessons I've Learned, Parenting Tagged With: cell phone, field, mess up, mom fail, mom fails, phone, purse, reminder, screw up

What’s in my purse? I’ll give you 3 guesses.

April 21, 2013 by not your average mom 8 Comments

I can’t remember which one, but there is a magazine that used to have an “in every issue” column called “What’s in Your Purse?” I think it might have been Glamour. But now that I’m old and subscribing to magazines like Better Homes and Gardens and This Old House, I don’t get Glamour anymore. Which […]

Filed Under: Your Daily Dose Tagged With: bag, lollipop, purse, where are my keys?

Take someone else to court today. I’ve got other plans.

February 27, 2013 by not your average mom 16 Comments

The other morning I turned on the tv while I was making breakfast. The news came on. In one minute, there was a story about a teacher who got busted for offering students money to have sex with him, some dude who randomly started hacking a woman with a meat cleaver in Chinatown, and a psyyyyyyyyycho […]

Filed Under: Funny Stuff, Lessons I've Learned, Parenting, Uncategorized Tagged With: Bengay, citronella candle, guilt, judge, judge judy, judgemental, junk drawer, mom, mom blogs, purse, sunglasses, taco, toilets, Tylenol Precise

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