So here’s the problem.
I expect too much from my kids.
There is only a certain amount of time that a 1, 2, and 3-year-old can entertain themselves without being destructive.
I always push it just a little bit too far.
It’s that “let me just do one more thing” that always results in something like this:
or this
So in actuality, rather than crossing one thing off my list, squeezing in that “one more thing” almost always adds on to the list.
I feel kind of stupid coming to this realization after the 7th kid.
You’d think I might have gotten a clue by Number 3.
Or 4.
Or 5.
Or 6.
Sigh.
By the time I’m a grandmother, I should have this whole parenting thing figured out.
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Sara says
Classic! Wait til they have their own homes, and you come over for dinner and throw baby powder all over the entry way. Payback is a bitch, children! 🙂
susiej says
Powder shmowder.
My payback will involve poop.
Trina Bailey says
Oh how I can relate. I was so grateful for the quiet that it didn’t dawn on me that this was actually on Oh Shit moment. I came around the corner to find my twin sons making their little sister “pretty” with permanent markers. Yeah. My bad.