Sh!t happens. A lot.

Last week, I discovered this in the upstairs bathroom.

Nobody wanted to fess up.

But then Number 6 was caught trying to flush Number 4’s bathing suit down the toilet.  So we had found the culprit.

Then something went wrong with the downstairs toilet.  Multiple clogs and several overflows later, we resorted to this.

Ultimately, we had to do this.

And when we did, we found this.

Mr. Potato Head should keep his nose out of other peoples’ business.

Well, at least the problem was solved.

But then we had more poop overflowing onto the floor.

So my husband wrote “NO POOPING IN THIS TOILET” on the toilet seat.  And advanced as I’d like to think Number 5 (who is 3 years old) is, she’s just not on that reading level yet.

So it was back to this,

and then this.

No amount of investigating/probing/poking/snaking/flushing uncovered anything.

So we resorted to this.

And upon closer inspection…

…problem solved.  Finally.

Oh sure this guy looks cute and innocent.

But really, he’s a total shithead.

 

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