There is a reason why stay at home moms with young children don’t shower.
It’s not because they can’t find the time.
It’s because when children under the age of four find out that you are taking a shower, they will watch you.
And they will provide you with a running commentary.
If you are really lucky, they will turn their overly detailed observations into a song.
And it will go like this.
Mommy, you taking a showah?
Mommy, you taking a showah?
Mommy, you taking a showah?
MOMMY!
I. SAID. AH. YOU. TAKING. A. SHOWAH?
EW! YUCKY!
MOMMY!!!! YOWAH GINA IS DUHTY!
MOMMY!!!! YOWAH GINA IS DUHTY!
MOMMY!!!! YOWAH GINA IS DUHTY!
MOMMY!!!! YOWAH GINA IS DUHTY!
MOMMY!!!! YOWAH GINA IS DUHTY!
Mommy? Why yah gina duhty?
Mommy? Why yah gina duhty?
Mommy? Why yah gina duhty?
Mommy? Why yah gina duhty?
Mommy’s taking a showah.
Mommy’s taking a showah.
Mommy’s taking a showahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I see yah boobs.
I see yah boobs.
I see yah boobs.
I see yah boobs.
Mommy, why you have big boobs?
Mommy, why you have big boobs?
Mommy, yah gina still duhty.
MOMMY! WASH YAH GINA!
WASH YAH GINA!
WASH IT!
WASH IT!
WHY YAH GINA STILL DUHTY. MOMMY?
Can I touch yah boobs?
I don’t know.
It’s no “Happy.”
But it could have potential.
And if Pharell got his hands on it, I think he might just be able to turn that into a hit.
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hahaha! this made me laugh out loud. My daughter is six now but I remember when I left for a quick errand to the grocery store when she was still a toddler. I had told my husband I would be gone for a quick minute and he said he was going to hop in the shower. Apparently, it didn’t work out as well as he had planned. He set up a pile of fun toys right outside the clear glass shower so he could keep an eye on the little one (who was then 2). I came home and walked upstairs just as he was getting out of the shower and my husbands face was white like a ghost. I asked him what was wrong and he responded ‘Haydan asked me why I have a tail like the dogs!’ I DIED laughing. I thought it was HYSTERICAL! My husband definitely did not. It was probably the funniest moment as a parent that I have ever had. I have a new blog as well, please check it out! http://www.smashleyashley.com