Pioneer, Shmioneer - Not Your Average Mom

Dear Ree Drummond,

Or as you like to call yourself, Pioneer Woman,

I hate to break it to you, but you are not a pioneer woman.

A pioneer woman did not drive this:

suburban

She drove this:

pioneer wagon

A pioneer woman’s family did not look like this:

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It looked like this:

real pioneer 2

And a cat walking on your table while you blog from your patio with its amazing view

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is not the same as having a cow on your roof.

A pioneer woman’s kitchen did not look like this:

Ree-Drummond kitchen

It looked like this:

pioneer kitchen

A pioneer woman did not have a “lodge.”

ree drummond guest house

She lived in this:

real pioneer 3

If doing this makes you a pioneer woman

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Well, then last night I won the Tour de France.

spin

So you may have an award winning blog.

And a couple cookbooks.

And a tv show.

But homeschooling your kids and living on a bazillion dollar ranch, a pioneer woman does not make.

Sincerely,

Susie

Aka, the Renaissance Woman

(It has a good ring to it, doesn’t it?)

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