Let’s talk about sex, baby, let’s talk about you and me…

The other ladies on Mother Bloggers and I have been brainstorming ideas for topics for the show.  One of the subjects thrown out there was married sex before and after kids.

Here’s my take on the whole thing:

Married sex before kids is awesome.

Married sex after kids is…

Wait, there’s married sex after kids?  Am I still really supposed to do that?  I thought people were joking when they said those four words consecutively in one sentence…

Ok, I don’t know about you, but with respect to the issue of children, marriage, and sex, this pretty much sums it up for me…

Sex before children:

The Valentine’s Day before we got married, this is what I did for my husband…

The dining room table was located in front of a big picture window, so I moved the whole freaking thing into the living room and put it in front of the fireplace.  I made a roaring fire.  I lit about 12,000 candles. 

I made a lobster (yes, lobster) dinner, and I put on this sexy little number I had bought especially for that night at Victoria’s Secret.  And then I waited for him to walk in the door.

I think we managed to finish dinner, but I’m not sure we made it out of that room ;).

Sex after children:

If my husband shaves, I take a shower, and we both manage to stay awake past 9:00, then it’s on!

And when I say “it”, I pretty much mean this:

Bow chicka bow, bow 😉

If you have any suggestions for topics for the show, feel free to leave a comment and let me know!

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