If You Give a Mom a Computer.

If you give a mom a computer, she will sit down to write her blog post.

Before she writes her post, she’ll see she has a facebook message.

Checking facebook will remind her that she needs to post a picture on the facebook page for her new e-course, Fit, Fierce and Fabulous.

Checking out things weight loss related, she will see this:

Keanu Reeves gains weight, looks like Richie Sambora.

Reading about a puffy Keanu Reeves at the Cannes Film Festival, she will see this headline:

Sharon Stone Flashes Major Cleavage in Plunging Dress,

and she will have to see the picture.

When she looks over at the sidebar, she will read that

Hayden Panetierre suffered the worst day ever, 

and she will have to read about that.

And after she reads about Hayden’s allergic reaction to chamomille tea and how her puffy eyes and a tiny scratch comprised her worst day ever ,

(whatever),

and still looked like this:

she will see this headline:

Controversial MMA fighter defends herself.

And she will read an article about this chick,

who used to be a dude,

but who wants to beat up other girls.

Speaking of  controversy and beating up girls, she will see this headline:

Bieber’s New Pal Controversial

And she’ll click on that, and see this:

Becoming completely disgusted with herself,

the mom will click back to the homepage.

But she will see this:

4 Clear Signs Robert Pattinson is moving out.

And she will not be able to stop herself.

So she will read that Kristen Stewart’s moodiness was the cause of their breakup.

Which will remind her that the kids never finished watching Judy Moody and the Not So Bummer Summer.

Thinking about Judy Moody and the Not So Bummer Summer will remind the mom that she wanted to add Wreck it Ralph to her Netflix queue.

While she is looking for Wreck it Ralph, she will see the Hangover 2 and add that.

Which will remind her of this headline that she forgot to click on:

Hangover Baby Today.

Well, she clearly can’t not look at that.

Upon seeing this picture,

she will read about how the Hangover Kid loves Zach Galifianakis.

Reading about Zach Galifianakis, the mom will see this:

Zach Galifianakis Quits Drinking.

She will read that and notice that Zach looks noticeably less puffy.

Reading about weight loss, the mom will be reminded of the facebook page for her new e-course, Fit, Fierce, and Fabulous.

Checking on her page, she will see she has a message.

And, chances are, when she sees she has a facebook message…

Check out and “like” the not-your-average-mom.com facebook page!

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