Okay, so let me clarify. I don’t want you being too impressed.
Yesterday I told you how Dateline is coming to my house on Sunday.
They are not coming to do a segment on how awesome of a blogger I am.
Although I”ll find a way to throw that suggestion out there. (I should probably put Number 4 on that).
Like I mentioned on Thanksgiving, a couple of producers at Dateline have been reading my blog.
Okay. I could stop right there and be happy.
Let me say it again. A couple of producers at Dateline have been reading my blog.
They said they liked my style and my honesty. And for that reason, they contacted me about a piece they are doing.
I guess they figured I wouldn’t be a total pain in the ass.
Suckers.
Anyway, I am going to be part of a piece about “Surviving the Holidays”, or something along those lines.
So they are coming to my house to do a pre-interview, and then we are going to do some holiday shopping. Then we’ll come back to my house for a post-interview.
Yesterday I was pretty stressed about the condition of my house.
I still am today.
But I was also pretty worried that one of my children will come flying into the room screaming feef in my cock, or scrotum, or shit, or vagina.
Well yesterday I got the basic itinerary for the day.
Like I said, we are going to do a little holiday shopping. With some of the kids.
I knew that already.
But they are coming with me in my car.
And they might install a camera in there.
Oh shit.
No.
Fuck.
What is the word that means like 8 million times more nasty than a shithole?
Because that’s what my car is.
You could feed a small nation for a week with the amount of food that is on the floor.
I can’t even remember what the original color of the booster seats is. And the car seats? Well those things are more disgusting than a couch in a college fraternity.
Yeah, cameras in my house was cause for alarm.
But cameras in my car?
Well, that’s cause for a full-blown nervous breakdown.
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