We tape the first episode of the Mother Bloggers tv show on Friday.
I’m starting to panic.
Since I’ve had kids, I’ve kind of let myself go.
Okay, that’s not really true.
I’ve seriously let myself go.
I’ve written about my weight and the status of my underwear.
It’s not so hard to be honest when you can’t really see me.
But on Friday I have to sit in front of a video camera for 2 hours.
Up close.
Just the other day Number 4 asked me what “all those cracks on my face” were.
Not just wrinkles.
Cracks.
You can’t hide those suckers in a big, baggy sweatshirt.
I’m dating myself, but Moonlighting was a popular tv show in the 80’s. (I won’t call it old, Chris).
Anyway, Cybill Shepherd starred in it, and she had a reputation for being difficult and demanding to be shot in “soft focus.”
She wanted to be seen like this
But in real life, she really looked more like this:
At the time, I thought she was a bitch, but now, I completely understand her “difficult” behavior.
So I have to go.
Do you think they sell soft focus lenses at Target?
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