If you are reading this at 4:30 a.m. I am driving to the Westchester Triathalon.
If you are reading this at 6:00 a.m. I am looking at all the shredded triathletes and wishing I had worked out a little more.
If you are reading this at 6:30 a.m. I have just peed for the 47th time this morning.
If you are reading this at 7:00 a.m. I am standing on the beach and possibly pooping in my wetsuit.
If you are reading this at 8:00 a.m. I am (hopefully) just finishing up the mile swim.
If you are reading this at 9:00 a.m. I am probably being passed by some psycho on a bike.
If you are reading this at 9:30 a.m. I am probably being passed by another psycho on a bike.
If you are reading this at 10:00 a.m. I am hopefully running.
If you are reading this at 10:30 a.m. I am hopefully still vertical. And moving.
If you are reading this at 11:00 a.m. I am hopefully finished. And breathing.
If you are reading this at 2:00 p.m. I am home.
And if you are reading this at 8:00 p.m. I am definitely drunk 🙂
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If you are reading this at 7:30am, you should be thinking that I hate you.
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