Yesterday I mentioned an erection party that I had to get ready for.
A little background…
My friend L works at a private Catholic school for students in grades K-8. The principal there is a Sister. You know, like Whoopi Goldberg. Except she’s white. And I don’t think she was ever a lounge singer. I’ve never met this principal, but I’ll go out on a limb and say that she’s fairly conservative.
So I don’t know exactly how long ago it was, but that little school got a new playground, and I guess Sister wanted to officially christen its construction.
So they had an erection ceremony.
And she said erection. Out loud. Over the intercom. I think multiple times.
That’s awesome.
Those kids must have been dying…
But forget the kids…
I used to team teach. I had one of those classrooms that had a folding wall down the middle of the room, and most of the time, the wall was open. So it was a really big classroom and there was always at least one other teacher in the room. But between one-on-one aides and support staff, there were usually more like 2 or 3 other adults in the room at all times.
If my principal ever said erection over the intercom in school, well, let’s just say it’s not the maturity level of the students that would be the issue… I would have had a field day with that one.
But I digress.
We’ve been working on a little project here at home. Very exciting, and my friend L has been anxiously awaiting our erection ceremony.
Which finally took place yesterday.
Unfortunately we had a major episode of erectile dysfunction, and the ceremony didn’t really take place until it was dark out.
So I can’t completely finish the story.
To be continued…
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OMG….I am getting the kids in the car and we are driving by your house to see the erection progress!!!!
I drove by your house on the way to get Chinese food and I saw the erection in progress. Having survived grades K-12 in a Catholic school, I can picture that principal using that word over and over and all the kids laughing. Keep on writing…you make me laugh everyday.