In the last week, Flat Susie has been very busy.

If you missed the birth of Flat Susie, you need to first read this.

In the last week, she hasn’t only travelled to different parts of the country, she’s traveled back in time.

Non-flat Susie has been watching quite a bit of Outlander, and it somehow catapulted Flat Susie to the 1800’s!

She was Flat Susie On The Prairie.

She always had a thing for Charles.

But one day while leaning against a tree, Flat Susie was again transported even further back in time.

Poor, unfortunate Charles.

Flat Susie loved him, but, well, he was like the Frank to her Jamie.

Tragically, it was a run-in with a poisonous, spikey white caterpillar that ultimately brought Jamie to his death.

Flat Susie, pregnant with Jamie’s fourth (or fifth? or sixth?) and final child, headed back to the 20th century where she thought Billy Joel would be the best person to raise her baby. He would make a good father and treat the baby as his own.

But then she caught sight of Kevin Costner.

And… well… Billy was history.

Flat Susie stayed with Kevin Costner for a long time.

Mostly she loved him for dressing her appropriately and keeping her warm.

Okay, also because he’s aged quite well.

Anyway, all those extra blankets at Yellowstone enabled her to take a trip to the ISLAND OF THE MISFIT TOYS!!!!!!!!

Flat Susie had found her people!!!!

She hung out with Rudolph for a week or so.

But she didn’t stay for too long.

Because magically, she was transported back to present times when Yukon Cornelius struck his pick axe into a magical, time traveling underground spring.

Good thing Flat Susie always has her bikini on!

She swam through the portal, dried off, and put on her red power suit.

Where she got to be a part of a truly ground-breaking moment.

This past week sure was a whirlwind for Flat Susie.

Time travel…

The North Pole!!!

The VP!!!

It’s gonna be hard to top that week.

But you never know.

Life is always full of surprises.