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And now, for today’s post…
Number 4 has been hard at work at school.
Insulting people.
Number 4 is a serial hugger.
She doesn’t even need to have met you to hug you.
I love that about her.
Sometimes.
Last week I wrote about the asshole who hacked my email.
And then I got a message from the mother of one of Number 4’s classmates (don’t worry, I got her permission to share this).
The message started like this:
Hey Susie… your #4 and my son have Mrs. O together. I saw your blog post (not that I stalk you or anything lol) and I wanted to let you know that my hubby is an IT guy for GE and if you need any help, please let us know!
Some people are nice.
How cool is that?
There really are lots of nice people out there…
I’ve also been writing about my weight loss battle.
And this mother’s message continued with this:
If I wasn’t a fata$$ I’d join you at the Y, but there’s not enough undergarments in the world to hold back my jiggle…
Ha!
There are lots of funny people out there too.
But she wasn’t done.
There was one last part to the message.
Ask Number 4…
Oh no.
I work at CES and one day at lunch she hugged me.
And said …
I was very….
squishy.
Ugh.
Well, at least she concluded with this:
hehehehehe.
So anyway, if you happen to cross paths with Number 4, you have two options.
If you like to live on the edge, go in for the hug.
But if you are having one of those days where you’re not feeling so great about yourself…
Well.
Run.
Run like the wind.
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