demolition man

Number 6 is trying to destroy my house.

I already posted this picture.

that incident involved white out and a soft pretzel.

 

Here he is trying to make a quick getaway after dumping a brand new bottle of babywash all over the bathroom floor.

And here, he was just trying to clean himself with the dish scrubber.

So now all the kid chairs are located in places like this

so  he can’t drag them over to the kitchen sink and take stuff out of it.  In addition to using the chairs to reach the sponge, he has also smashed multiple glasses and bowls in the sink.

So now this is what my really pretty shelves for the glasses looks like

We have one glass left…We save that for our guests 😉  The rest of us drink out of fancy plastic princess cups and solo cups, because I can’t afford to support his glass smashing habit.

And that is also why our recycling bins are located here, out of reach.Beer bottles are lots of fun for Number 6.

 

Then there is the glitter…

Before I got to clean it, Number 5 and 6 walked around in it and tracked it everywhere.

That shit is impossible to vacuum up.

It looks like we had a stripper convention in this house.

Let’s move into the living rooom.

Here is what my curtains used to look like

Now they look like this because Number 6 ripped the tie back out of the wall

 And the kids used to all be represented above the couch

Until Number 6 knocked most of them down.  He smashed the bottom ones with his head. 

A couple weeks ago I posted this picture as a contest, asking you to guess what it was.

Well, it’s our bathtub plug.

Number 6 ripped the pull chain out of it, so now I stick a foam “u” in the hole where the chain used to be to plug up our tub.

Because I’m classy like that.