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There is an annoying phenomenon going on with middle school aged kids where “vine” sayings become part of their everyday vocabulary.
Number 3 is especially susceptible to these, and when he gets one in his head, he says it repeatedly.
It’s very annoying.
Especially when he doesn’t really know what the hell he is saying.
Right now he says Deez Nuts! about every fourteen seconds.
I asked him where he heard it from, and he told me he friend at school introduced him to this latest saying.
He has no idea that it comes from a joke, and while it’s not funny to just randomly say it (like he does), some people think it’s kind of funny if you can trick someone else into saying it.
For example,
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa who?
Bofa deez nuts!
Of course, he’s never heard the whole thing in context.
But every day he says Deez Nuts! about nine hundred times.
We are all getting sick of it.
Especially Number 4 who couldn’t take it anymore the other day.
After Number 3 let out the 75th random Deez Nuts! of the day, she looked at him and yelled,
“DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE TELLING EVERYONE TO LOOK AT YOUR PENIS EVERY TIME YOU SAY THAT???”
Number 3 looked at me with a horrified look on his face.
And I have no idea how Number 4 actually knew that, but I really don’t care, because thanks to her, I think Number 3 is finally done drawing attention to hees nutz.
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I have to hear “LaBron Jaaaaames!” 900 times by my 5 year old. Who taught her that? the 10 year old. Why? I don’t know. He (along with everyone else) has grown sick of her saying it and and the only thing I say when he complains is “well, live and learn son…..live and learn”
he doesn’t appreciate that either.
We totally went through the Lebron James phase. Glad that one’s over.
I actually laughed out loud (I usually just smile!)
Oh my gosh LOL. My husband and 18 year old son have this dialogue Hubby: Hey, Jake, someone called you today Jake “Who?” Hubby: Deez Nuts smh LOL. It’s funny until it’s not anymore haha