So here’s the problem. I expect too much from my kids. There is only a certain amount of time that a 1, 2, and 3-year-old can entertain themselves without being destructive. I always push it just a little bit too far. It’s that “let me just do one more thing” that always results in something […]
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Cleanliness is next to, well, EVERYTHING, if you’re a co host on “The Talk”
Between the hours of 1:00 and 4:00 Numbers 5, 6, and 7 take a nap. Sometimes they go to sleep a little later, and sometimes they wake up a little earlier, but I can usually count on a good 1 1/2 hour overlap where all 3 of them are sleeping. So during that time I […]
Has anyone seen my Life Alert necklace?
Yesterday I wrote this post, in which I described the movie Gremlins as “an old movie from the 80’s,” and then I received this comment on facebook: “It’s an old movie from the 80′s..” Thank you for that. Way to make your loyal readership feel youthful on a Monday morning. Ha! So that was from […]
Never feed Gizmo after midnight.
I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Gremlins…It’s an old movie from the 80’s about “A boy (who) inadvertantly breaks 3 important rules concerning his new pet and unleashes a horde of malevolently mischievous monsters on a small town.” Malevolently mischevious monsters. Hmmmm. Suddenly I’m thinking about my week last week. So the 3 important […]
Yuck.
My regularly scheduled post was interrupted by a puking child. Several times. Blech. So in keeping with the theme of the day, here is a germ-related oldie but goodie… I’m Number 2 in the Humor Blogs and Number 5 overall! Please help me get to Number 1 and the top 3!!! I need your votes! […]
This mom shit is getting old.
So if you follow my facebook page, you know that yesterday, Number 5 and 6 were on a mission to destroy the house. And me. This week was particularly bad. If you don’t know Number 5 and 6, here they are:Don’t be fooled by their cuteness. It’s too bad the local church isn’t holding this ceremony this […]