So here was last night’s dinner conversation: #3: Stop touching me. #4: I’m not touching you. Spontaneous outburst of singing: WEEE-EEEEEE, are never ever ever, getting baaaaaaaack together. WEE–” #2: No singing at the dinner table. #4: quick glance at #2… increase volume. You go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to […]
Your Daily Dose
Well, I’m definitely prepared if I ever need to interview Tim Tebow. In the locker room.
If you follow my facebook page, then you probably know that a couple of weeks ago, Number 2 was kind enough to introduce Number 3 to the term “sack.” And, like I said then, not as in “hackey.” Unfortunately, they weren’t having a conversation about football either. Or Santa. Or potatoes. Number 6 and his […]
I promise to tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
I think there should be term limits set for the Tooth Fairy. Because the one assigned to this house sucks. I can understand one missed tooth. And maybe even two. But our tooth fairy has forgotten to collect the last four teeth in this house. Number 4 even had the box with the tooth in it under her pillow since […]
The Momiform
I continue to remain about 25 pounds away from my goal weight. I haven’t lost a pound in about 6 weeks. In fact, I think I’ve actually gained a couple pounds. I want to blame it on something. Like hormones. Or genetics. Or my thyroid. Or your thyroid. But really, since the triathalon, working out just […]
There’s still hope. Even Rosie lost on Star Search.
So the first taping of the Mother Bloggers tv show is in the books. Now it’s not network tv. We don’t all meet in a studio and sit around a table like the ladies on The View. That will happen when the show becomes a huge hit and we are all household names. For now, we all […]
And the Grammy goes to…
Number 6 has entered an interesting phase. It is both extremely frustrating and entertaining at the same time. I’m not loving the fact that he screams “YOU’RE STUPID!!!” whenever someone pisses him off. And the hitting, pushing, and hair pulling are not fun. Neither is the daily dumping out of 2 huge rubbermaid containers. One full of blocks […]