I hate the Elf on a Shelf. And I hate pictures of your elf. On a shelf. Or in your cabinet. Or the cookie jar. Or chugging wine and popping pills. Or doing Barbie from behind. I know. It’s so exciting for the kids, they love it, it’s a family tradition… Well… I don’t care. […]
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Sorry folks. This parent gig never ends. Not even when they’re 43.
I have done a few things to make my parents proud. In high school, I won a couple of athletic scholarships. I was the first person in my family to go to college. And get a masters degree. And, best of all, I have given them 7 really cute grandkids. But I have also put […]
Not now. I’m busy. But probably not later either.
No too long ago, my 6-year-old daughter was kind enough to point out (some of) the ways in which I am failing as a mother. “Mom, there are three things you are supposed to do with us that don’t cost money… One, love us. You do that.” Okay, so far so good. “Two, pick flowers with […]
This post probably contains a little too much information.
I’m drinking and blogging. Because this is the last night I have access to my ovarian reserve. So I’m having a little farewell party. Me and my eggs. There won’t be any Number 8. Nope. I’m getting my tubes tied first thing tomorrow morning. A tubal ligation. I know it’s the “right” decision. I mean, we can’t afford the kids we […]
easy chalkboard
I love chalkboard paint. The kids love chalkboards. So it’s a win-win situation. I made a little “chalkboard” on the end of the cabinets in my kitchen. It helps to keep the kids busy and away from the stove when I am cooking. Number 4 loves to write down what we’re having to eat. She […]
According to CNN.com, “…family dinnertime is thought to build a child’s vocabulary.” Well, at least they got that part right.
After yesterday’s post, a reader was kind enough to share this on the not-your-average-mom.com facebook page: 8 Reasons to Make Time for Family Dinner You don’t need to bother clicking on the link — I can sum it up for you. But CNN and Health.com, you need to get your facts straight. Now, I will […]
