Well, I’ve officially turned into the out-of-it mom that I swore I wouldn’t become before I had kids. I used to watch the MTV Video Music Awards religiously. I haven’t seen them in a couple of years now. Yesterday on the computer there were a bunch of pictures of “artists” who were there. I hardly […]
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Inquiring minds want to know…
When I tell people how many kids I have, I am often asked the same two questions. In fact, I was just asked yesterday. Again. And if people don’t ask them directly to my face, then I’m pretty sure many of them are thinking these things but don’t want to say them out loud. So […]
Underpants in need of anger management
Number 5: Mommy, when I get really mad, I pee in my pants. Me: Well, then I guess that makes two of us. I’m Number 2 in the Humor Blogs and Number 4 Overall! Please help me get to Number 1 and the Top 3!!! Please take one second to click on the banner above […]
Move over Donald Trump
I have an idea for a tv show. Let me backtrack first. I went to Lehigh. Great engineering school. Great business program. So I majored in French. In a graduating class of about 1200, 2 people stood up when they announced the graduates who had earned a BA in French: one other girl (who, by coincidence, […]
Shirt, shoes, but no pants required
After going through my pictures from this summer, I noticed a common thread for Number 6… Whether he was sweeping, or dusting (for prints), or ice cream cakegasming, or napping, or chugging, or swimming, or drawing, or stomp rocketing, or chowing, or “helping”, or strolling, or whiffle balling, or destroying, or stuffing, or searching, or snacking, he […]
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
I decided at kind of the last minute to have a party before the summer was over. So on Saturday, we had one last hurrah. The weather was beautiful, and the pool was consistently packed. Usually at our parties, the dads are down playing horseshoes. But this time they were mostly in the pool. You never know […]
