If you’ve been reading the blog for a while, you’ve seen my pool. In June it looked like this: In August it looked like this: In mid September it looked like this: At the end of September it looked like this: Two days ago it looked like this : And then this: And today it looks like this: […]
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Happy Erection Day
Yesterday I mentioned an erection party that I had to get ready for. A little background… My friend L works at a private Catholic school for students in grades K-8. The principal there is a Sister. You know, like Whoopi Goldberg. Except she’s white. And I don’t think she was ever a lounge singer. I’ve […]
Hit Me Baby One More Time
Yesterday something pretty cool happened. I crossed the 100,000 hit mark on my blog. I’m pretty psyched. I’d like to thank my children for their penises, vaginas, poop, puke, misbehavior, and overall disrespect. Without them, none of this would be possible. I’d also like to thank my husband for providing me with those children. And finally, a […]
milk jug Halloween skeleton
I saw this cute (and free) Halloween decoration last year. We have been saving our milk cartons and are ready to make one. I thought you might like to try too — takes about an hour, but it’s free, and recycled!
Fastest. Year. Ever.
When I woke up this morning I’d say I was already in the orange. Because it’s Number 7’s birthday today. Suddenly all of our diaper change wrestling matches are appealing to me. The food on the floor doesn’t bother me. Her desire to shove any and all things into her mouth now seems cute. And I […]
tip of the day — papersaver
My 2-year-old loves to do “homework” with his older brothers. With 5 kids in school, a ridiculous amount of paper comes home every afternoon. Now I give him the older kids’ corrected papers to “work on”. He feels like a big boy with “real homework”, and I don’t waste any paper!
