I think I may have promised not to talk about my ordeal last week again. Okay, so maybe I lied. But I just have to tell you one more thing. And then I really promise…. no more talking about the pee bag. But yesterday I had two amazing experiences. Well, for me they were amazing… First, […]
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This must be a good time of year to invest in Crazy Glue.
In this house, the words toy and decoration are apparently synonomous. Which got me to thinking about another idea… I already told you about the Momiform. And my money-making idea for teenagers… Well, we are officially in the holiday season, and the kids are begging to put out all the Christmas decorations. Which brings me to my next […]
Bumptabulous
So I’m officially a published author! I, along with 19 other women, contributed to a book about the phases of pregnancy, delivery, and motherhood, called Bumptabulous. Here is the cover: I’d love to say they used my image for that cute chick, but, well… No. They didn’t. If you are interested in purchasing a copy, […]
Today I’m not waiting in one single line. Not even for the ladies’ room.
I really love my kids. But not this much. Or this much. And definitely not this much. I don’t get that shit. And I just have one question about these people, who have been camped out in front of Best Buy for 5 days already: Don’t they work? If so, aren’t they losing more money […]
Where do I begin?
I could start off by saying how I’m thankful for my children today. Which, of course, I am, but that would be boring. And I could mention my gratitude for my parents, who have been extremely helpful over the past few days, but that would be boring too. There’s also my husband, and my health… […]
Well, I can cross one thing off the list of crap I need to buy for Christmas
A little recap if you are new here, or haven’t read the last couple of posts…and I promise this is the last post containing too much information. Well, about my surgery anyway… So on Monday I had a couple of surgical procedures done, which resulted in an annoying complication. In addition to being completely unfashionable, my […]
