When I was in my 20’s, I was going to grad school and working at the Gap. There was a mom who also worked there part-time as a sales associate. She was a little wacky. I often worked the early shift with her, and we had to be there an hour before the store opened. One time as
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Maybe if I hold a sign that says “FREE” and sit at the end of the driveway, someone will pick me up and take me home with them.
Author’s note: Last night I kind of put this post on my facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/susiej7k#!/notyouraveragemomdotcom). It happened so quickly, and I was so tired, I wanted to write it down before I forgot it this morning. So today I’m sort of re-posting it in my blog, making a couple corrections made due to exhaustion, and
The Eight Stages Of Parenting
It took seven kids to get to this point, but I have finally figured out the key to raising children. You simply have to survive making it from one challenging phase to the next. Because just when you make it through the stage that you thought was going to put you either in jail or the
Baba Booey
I love Howard Stern. There, I said it. His show makes me laugh out loud. Often. I look forward to it. Every day. I will do almost anything in order to have just 5 minutes in the car alone so I can listen to him. Working on that show has always been my dream job. I’m up that
Doooooooooo Your Boobs Hang Low…..
Dear Twenty Something Girl I Heard Complaining About Her Small Boobs at the Big Y Yesterday, I heard you talking, so I couldn’t help but check out your boobs. Let me tell you, you have nothing to complain about. You have great boobs. And in 25 years, you will still have great boobs. In high school the girls
apparently you need a doctorate to wash a head of lettuce
A couple days ago this was the status on my facebook page : Somehow a piece of bologna made its way onto the floor in the hallway. I decided I would see how long it would take for someone other than me to pick it up. At least 6 different people, including my husband, have walked past