Yesterday I wrote this post, in which I described the movie Gremlins as “an old movie from the 80’s,” and then I received this comment on facebook: “It’s an old movie from the 80′s..” Thank you for that. Way to make your loyal readership feel youthful on a Monday morning. Ha! So that was from
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Never feed Gizmo after midnight.
I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Gremlins…It’s an old movie from the 80’s about “A boy (who) inadvertantly breaks 3 important rules concerning his new pet and unleashes a horde of malevolently mischievous monsters on a small town.” Malevolently mischevious monsters. Hmmmm. Suddenly I’m thinking about my week last week. So the 3 important
Yuck.
My regularly scheduled post was interrupted by a puking child. Several times. Blech. So in keeping with the theme of the day, here is a germ-related oldie but goodie… I’m Number 2 in the Humor Blogs and Number 5 overall! Please help me get to Number 1 and the top 3!!! I need your votes!
This mom shit is getting old.
So if you follow my facebook page, you know that yesterday, Number 5 and 6 were on a mission to destroy the house. And me. This week was particularly bad. If you don’t know Number 5 and 6, here they are:Don’t be fooled by their cuteness. It’s too bad the local church isn’t holding this ceremony this
Halloween skeleton decoration (update)
A couple weeks ago I wrote this post sharing a cute milk jug skeleton decoration I found online. We made one ourselves and I thought you’d like to see it. The kids LOVE it. Even the 15-year-old was impressed! It only took me about an hour altogether. Here are some things I learned in case you want to
The Universal Birthday Party
If you have a child in elementary school, then you have most likely just entered birthday party hell. Between Numbers 5, 6, and 7, I know that for the next 10 months, we will be at Chuck E. Cheese, or Fun Factor, or Gymnastics Spectrum, or a bowling alley or some other germ-ridden hell hole