Okay, so let me clarify. I don’t want you being too impressed. Yesterday I told you how Dateline is coming to my house on Sunday. They are not coming to do a segment on how awesome of a blogger I am. Although I”ll find a way to throw that suggestion out there. (I should probably put Number
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All memory making is officially on hold until Monday
Dateline is coming to my house on Sunday morning. Yes, you read that correctly. Mothereffing Dateline is coming to my house in 4 days. With cameras. And my house looks like a total shithole. We’ve made an assload of memories in the past couple days, but unfortunately, I don’t think those are going to show up so
Raising kids is easy as pie…hole.
There are plenty of “pros” when it comes to having a lot of kids. There is always someone to play with. They learn to cooperate. And share. Hide and seek, basketball games, and tag are all possible at any time. And the little kids are exposed to things like lacrosse, and band, and swim team at an early
It’s time to learn the rumba, because I will never do the pee pee dance again.
I think I may have promised not to talk about my ordeal last week again. Okay, so maybe I lied. But I just have to tell you one more thing. And then I really promise…. no more talking about the pee bag. But yesterday I had two amazing experiences. Well, for me they were amazing… First,
Not now. I’m busy. But probably not later either.
No too long ago, my 6-year-old daughter was kind enough to point out (some of) the ways in which I am failing as a mother. “Mom, there are three things you are supposed to do with us that don’t cost money… One, love us. You do that.” Okay, so far so good. “Two, pick flowers with
This must be a good time of year to invest in Crazy Glue.
In this house, the words toy and decoration are apparently synonomous. Which got me to thinking about another idea… I already told you about the Momiform. And my money-making idea for teenagers… Well, we are officially in the holiday season, and the kids are begging to put out all the Christmas decorations. Which brings me to my next