Somewhere between the ages of 2 and 3 your kid discovers the concept of lying. You know, like this kid. If you don’t know who he is, his mom put a video of him trying to lie his way out of eating a bunch of sprinkles on YouTube. He’s become a viral sensation. And he’s reached that wonderful
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10 Things I Do Not Want to See On Valentine’s Day
Top 10 Things I DO NOT Want to See on Valentine’s Day 1. Chocolate. You know I’m on a mission. 2. “Romantic” table decorations. I’m married. We all know that shit is for single people. 3. Any lunch box that looks even remotely like this one. You know how I feel about lunchboxes. 4. “Simple” and “easy”
Guilt. The gift that keeps on giving. ~Erma Bombeck
Today is the last day to vote for me. It would be really awesome if all 2000+ of you clicked on this button, scrolled down to Not Your Average Mom, and voted. Really awesome 🙂 Last week we shot the next 2 episodes for Mother Bloggers. One of the topics was mom guilt. Well, yesterday
TTYL. Or never.
Once upon a time there was a boy named Number 1 who got a cell phone for Christmas. A really nice, kick-ass, jaw-dropping, Oh-my-God-I-can’t-believe-you-guys-got-this-for-me cell phone. (His parents had a free upgrade, so it actually only cost $35). But he didn’t know that. His parents had a talk with him about the value of
Go hard or go home. And if you have to stay home, well go hard there instead.
We just finished week 4 of Lose to Win. And in that week we had a snow day, a blizzard, and the Y was closed for 48 hours. So I had to resort to drastic measures. Some of you thought I was crazy for pulling a Rocky IV and running laps around my yard in a
No, sometimes I can’t handle the truth. But I’m getting there.
Please vote for me in the Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Mom Blogs Contest. PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSEEE!!!!! Pretty please , click on that button, scroll down to me, and click on that little red heart 🙂 Some people love me for my big mouth. They say they admire how I call it like I see it. That I