Because you know girls kiss and tell…

Number 6 is a serious charmer.  Even at 2 years old, he’s got a way with females.  Some sort of magnetism.  Women of all ages are literally drawn to him.  And I’m not exaggerating.

I took him in to Number 4’s school to eat lunch with her in the cafeteria, and the girls at her table nearly swallowed him up. I also have a friend who I believe may leave her husband for this kid when he reaches the age of 18.  There’s just something about Number 6.

So when I took him to the doctor’s office a little while ago for his physical, I was surprised by what the doctor said when he was checking him out.

“Oh.  He’s tongue tied.”

Huh.

How did I not know that?

Then the doctor went on.  “But he won’t need surgery. And it won’t affect his speech.”

Speech?  That was the last thing that entered my mind.

“Um, will he be okay with the ladies?”

The doctor looked at me like I had 3 heads.

“No one has ever asked me that before,” he said, stunned, and somewhat tongue-tied himself.

Come on.  He’s got to be able to make out with the chicks.  I can’t produce a heartthrob who’s got no skills.

Priorities, Doc.  Priorities.

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