Dorothy Zbornak

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When I’m in the kitchen washing dishes and cleaning up sometimes I watch a show on the iPad.

Being in the midst of a divorce, lately I’ve been watching cheesy movies on the Hallmark channel about people who inevitably find love.

The other morning I was making breakfast and prepping some food for the day and I turned on the iPad and it was already on the Hallmark Channel but it was too early in the day for cheesy romance movies and The Golden Girls was on.

I used to LOVE the Golden Girls.

So I’m watching the show now, thirty-five 😲😲😲 years after it first debuted, and Dorothy (Bea Arthur) says something about how she is fifty-four years old.

FIFTY-FOUR.

I turned fifty-one a month ago.

I’m almost the same age as Dorothy Zbornak.

I’M A FUCKING GOLDEN GIRL.

Okay so of course I Googled Bea Arthur and she was actually 62 when she started filming the show, but still.

I’m basically a Golden Girl.

We kind of makes me think somebody should do a Golden Girl reboot.

Because while I’ll always love the original cast, chicks in their fifties in the 80’s and chicks in their fifties in 2020 are a lot different.

And I guess what they say is true.

Fifty is the new forty.

Cause even though the 1985 Dorothy Zbornak was pretty tough, if I had to throw down with her,

I’d totally kick her ass.