Move over Jackson Pollock

There is, well, was, this painter named Mark Rothko.

Now I’m no art officionado.

But I just don’t get this shit.

Here is one of his paintings:

 

It’s called “White Center.”

It sold for $72.84 million dollars.

$72.84 million fucking dollars.

Here is “No. 1.”

That one  sold for $75,000,000.

And recently, “Orange, Red, Yellow” sold for $86.9 million.

Yeah, that.  87 million bucks for that.

Unbelieveable.

Well, I must have a genius here in my house.

A real prodigy.

She works in a completely different medium.

Check this shit out.

Uh huh.

Toothpaste.

That should get me at least $10 million.

I’ll see you at Sotheby’s.

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