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I have mentioned how annoyed I am by the Duggars before.

And I have mentioned how annoyed I am by Giada before.

I have been largely annoyed by the condition of their homes.

Or, should I say, lack of condition.

Their houses are always perfect.

So annoying.

Well, I learned something when Dateline came to my house.

And I’m going to let you in on a little secret…

When you have a tv show filming at your house, the show pays to have it cleaned.

Well, Dateline doesn’t.

But those other shows do.

It’s part of set design.

Ha.

And there I was, feeling really shitty about my ability, or rather, inability to maintain a neat and clean home.

Those cheaters.

When you watch that show Intervention, on A&E,  there is a little disclaimer at the beginning.

It says, “This program contains language and subject matter that may be disturbing to some viewers.”

Yeah.

Those Duggars need a disclaimer at the beginning of their show.

And so does Giada.

This program contains a kitchen and living room that may be disturbing to some viewers.

Yeah.

Then we’d at least have a warning…

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